<!DOCTYPE html> <!-- ========================================== kroc camen of camen design ============================================= --> <title>poem · Etiquette</title> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/design/design.css" /> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, maximum-scale=1.0, user-scalable=no" /> <link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" href="/poem/rss" title="Just poem" /> <link rel="canonical" href="/poem/etiquette" /> <!-- =================================================================================================================== --> <header> <h1><a href="/" rel="index"> Camen Design </a></h1> <nav><ul> <li><a href="/">all</a></li> <li><a href="/projects">projects</a></li> <li><a href="http://forum.camendesign.com">forum</a></li> </ul><ul> <li><a href="/quote/">quote</a></li> <li><a href="/blog/">blog</a></li> <li><a href="/photo/">photo</a></li> <li><a href="/writing/">writing</a></li> <li><a href="/code/">code</a></li> <li><a href="/art/">art</a></li> <li><a href="/link/">link</a></li> <li><a href="/poem/" rel="tag">poem</a></li> <li><a href="/audio/">audio</a></li> </ul><ul> <li><a href="/web-dev/">web-dev</a></li> <li><a href="/annoyances/">annoyances</a></li> <li><a href="/code-is-art/">code-is-art</a></li> <li><a href="/inspiration/">inspiration</a></li> <li><a href="/windows/">windows</a></li> <li><a href="/gaming/">gaming</a></li> <li><a href="/mac/">mac</a></li> <li><a href="/gift/">gift</a></li> <li><a href="/osnews/">osnews</a></li> <li><a href="/c64/">c64</a></li> <li><a href="/linux/">linux</a></li> </ul> <a rel="previous" href="/poem/what-friends-need"> older article → </a></nav> </header> <!-- =================================================================================================================== --> <article><header> <!-- date published or updated --> <time pubdate datetime="2011-01-09T14:01:00+00:00"> <sup>2:01<abbr>pm</abbr> • 2011</sup> <abbr title="January">Jan</abbr> 9 </time> <!-- categories --> <ul> <li><a href="/poem/etiquette" rel="bookmark tag">poem</a></li> </ul> <!-- licence --> <small> <abbr title="copyright">©</abbr> copyright </small> </header> <!-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --> <h1>Etiquette</h1> <p> In the corner, she sits.<br /> Her wide-rimmed glasses hung around her neck.<br /> Her steely-eyed gaze, fixed<br /> As from the china I sip. </p><p> “Pinky out!” she reprises.<br /> Knowing that it must be drummed in to you.<br /> Like forks of different sizes<br /> When just one would do. </p> <aside> † “The quality of having an excessively high opinion of oneself or one’s importance” </aside> <p> I am told ‘Silence is Golden’;<br /> One wonders if politeness is one-sided,<br /> For I’m no part of this conversation<br /> On matters prided.<sup>†</sup> </p> <aside> ‡ "A disease of women, characterised by fits of the nervous system." <em>(<a href="http://oldsturbridgevillage.com/explore_learn/document_viewer.php?DocID=808" rel="external">source</a>)</em> </aside> <p> Who died and made her queen?<br /> Profound rightful heiress to all matters esoteric.<br /> Her subjects go unheard, but seen<br /> Under laws dreamt up by those hysteric.<sup>‡</sup> </p> <aside> * To “look for and criticize small or insignificant faults or errors; nitpick.” <cite>New Oxford American dictionary</cite> </aside> <p> She has me picking at nits,<sup>*</sup><br /> Tied up in strings, like her marionette.<br /> In the corner, she sits<br /> Lady Etiquette. </p> <hr /> <p> <small>With thanks to Clint V Franklin for helping me formulate stanzas 3 & 4, and generally finishing the poem off. I’ve been working on this in some form since November 2009.</small> </p> <!-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --> </article> <footer> <nav><a href="http://forum.camendesign.com">‹ Discuss this in the Forum ›</a></nav> <a href="mailto:kroc@camendesign.com">kroc@camendesign.com</a> <nav>view-source: <a href="/poem/etiquette.rem">Rem</a> • <a href="/poem/etiquette.html">HTML</a> • <a href="/design/">CSS</a> • <a href="/.system/">PHP</a> • <a href="/.htaccess">.htaccess</a> </nav> <form method="get" action="https://duckduckgo.com"> <input type="hidden" name="sites" value="camendesign.com" /> <input type="search" name="q" placeholder="search…" /> <input type="submit" value="Go" /> </form> </footer> <!-- =================================================================================================== code is art === -->