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|	The <HTML5 boilerplate (//> won't fit on a floppy disk. _
|	10 years ago I thought there would be a day a blank Word doc wouldn't fit on a floppy.
| Kroc Camen

When your HTML5 template needs to be kept up to date more often than your site's code, there's a problem.